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Artist: NOFX
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Oxy Moronic
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Oxy Moronic
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I've been called an OxyMoron
Because I question which drugs our war's on
Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on
The healers have become the harmers
They're just pharmaceutical farmers
What we used to call dealers
We now call doctors
I might be a CD Cynic
Cause that crack house is now a clinic
It's time they change the name of the oath to
The hypocritic or the parasitic
It isn't Adderalltruistic
By overprescribing
How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring
I'll throw a Prozacuzation
With a Subketamining
They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris
They should be Ativanishing
With every Demeroltercation
They'll have a good Xanaxplanation
You're just Cialistrated
Cause we made your dick deflated
It's OxyMoronic
It's OxyMoronic
It should be doctors getting busted
For their Klonopinions we trusted
We're not the sinners, they're the ones
That served us the Vicodinners
I don't want to be an alarmist
But in that harmacy there's a harmacist
And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists
It's OxyMoronic
It's OxyMoronic
It's OxyMoronic
It's OxyMoronic
Don't think that I AmBien crazy
The medical industrial complex
Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come
Because of Percosex
How can we Hydrocondone
Their blatant misconduct
They don't care for patients
They care about pushing product
Are you OxyMoronic
For wanting your daily chronic
And making your mom's house hydroponic
You're OxyMoronic
I've been called an OxyMoron
For getting my metaphor on
Linoleum is a Flooron
I'm an OxyMoron
It's time to be alarmed
We're not being healed, we're being harmed
Our country's being factory farmed
It's OxyMoronic
It's time to sound the alarma
We can't put our faith in karma
We got a common enemy
And they're called Big Pharma
And it's OxyMoronic
And it's OxyMoronic
It's all OxyMoronic
It's all OxyMoronic
Daily chronic, now most of your house is, okay
Most of your house is what does that even mean?
He's turned most of his house into hydroponic
Why wouldn't he have turned all of it into hydroponic?
Well cause he lives there
Now all of your house is hydroponic
Most is sappy. Really, it's like saying maybe
How about Now your mom's house is hydroponic?
Yes! That's fucking way better
God, you fucking woke up
Come on, Mike, where you've been?
Shut the fuck up, fool
Where you've been all month?
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