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Artist: NOFX
Canonical path: /nofx/the-idiot-son-of-asshole
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The Idiot Son of Asshole
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The Idiot Son of Asshole
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He's not smart, a C student
And that's after buying his way into school
Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic
Can he read? No one's really quite sure
He signs stuff and he executes people
Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends
Cocaine and a little drunk driving
Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track
I'm putting a week back on the shelf
Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States
But they I woke up, and realized I'm still me
He's too dumb, to eat pretzels, apparently smart enough to fix an election
Moved boldly into the White House
but most people voted against him
He likes naps, He's good at naptime, a couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed
He may be from Bush decent, he's always gonna be unpresident
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
He's our president!
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