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Theme From A Nofx Album

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: NOFX Canonical path: /nofx/theme-from-a-nofx-album Related lyric paths: 6
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Theme From A Nofx Album

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We're professional punkers

We come from the suburbs

After 15 years we're still having fun

Now we're over 30

Not looking so pretty

At least we got a beat upaccordian

That's Erik our drummer

His fathers a plumber

He drank enough booze to get rhode island drunk

Now sober but smelly

He's got one big belly

From living the good life provided by punk

Singin Singin Singin

Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong

Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine

We're over 30 we're doin just fine

Hefe's not satanic

He's one hippie hispanic

He grew up with one dozen cousins and Kim

He wears baggy pants and knows how to break dance

You've seen him do every impersonation

That Melvin on six string

(Some tell me I can't sing)

Oh I think you can just don't do it around me

Stick with what you know

Playing guitar solo

With Hetson and Watt in punk karaoke

Singin Singin Singin

Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong

Gimmie some push pills I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine

We're over 30 we're doin just fine

My name is Fat Mike

I'm obsessed with big lesbians

I've been a punk rocker for most of my life

I sing kinda flat

I'm not really so fat

But that's how I hit'em

With hook or a slice

(I'm Kent I do sound!)

Look his getting so round!

(I'm Timmy the Turtle!)

He counts as he clicks!

(I'm Jay! And I don't care)

Someone please cut his hair!

I'm Limo from Scotland so give me haggis

Singin!

Singin!

Singin!

Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong

Gimmie some push pills I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine

We're over 30 we're doin just fine

Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong

Gimmie some push pills I'll sing you this song

We a quaalide or chop we a line

We're pushin 40 we're doin

Just fine!

Give me a casual, pass me a bong

Give me Glenlivet I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine

If you take the low road then I'll take the high

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