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Artist: NOFX
Canonical path: /nofx/vanilla-sex
Related lyric paths: 6
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Vanilla Sex
Read Vanilla Sex lyrics by NOFX on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Vanilla Sex
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Don't ever take away from me my pornography
Obviously we don't agree on what's obscene
I have the right to choose what I
Want to see and read
Don't even try to take away from me
My right to privacy because what I
Do is no one's business but me
So stay in your missionary position
I hope that you get bored to death
There's no way I'm going thru life
Having vanilla sex
The government's trying to get into
Your bedroom you better lock your
Door and close your shades because
There could be someone watching you today
Why do they try to make things illegal
Why do we have to be 21
You're so afraid that people are having
Too much fun
Why do they care what I do in my bedroom
Why do you want to know how I screw
It seems to me you've got nothing better
To do
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NOFX performs "Vanilla Sex", and this lyric page sits inside the NOFX catalog on LyroVerse.
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