Joestar Rap

[Jonathan Joestar]

OG

Boy better know me

Beefing up with muscles

That are mighty like I’m Broly

OP force like Kenobi

I will never fall back

Tackle em so hard

He be looking like the all blacks

Speedwagon

Cus I overdrive

Breath, Dragon

When he burns alive

Dio planning

So my dog will die

Be like John Wick

So you won’t survive

Striking like big ben, the bells ring

Burn up like kelvin

Vampire hunter, Van Helsing

Hammer the nails in

Divine intervention

Ya crash like a Zeppelin

A stairway to heaven

Used to be the same team

But we’re not the same league

You know that your time is up

Right when you hear the main theme

Beating Dio before it became mainstream

JoJo, I created a legacy

[Joseph Joestar]

Oh My God

It’s that Joestar, ultimate deceiver

Cause ladies love me, I’m a real pleaser

Ask Suzy Q about my robot fingers

All this Hamon, don’t need a breather

Any game I play, I’m the best cheater

Too hot, gave Esidisi fever

Enemies drop hard like a rock on Caesar

Rest in peace, I’m the pillar’s reaper

Even Wamuu sees that he’s the weaker

What? You’re still a nonbeliever?

Your next line is: You’re a mind reader?

I’m taking Dio to the cleaners

By running away, now he runs in circles

Grab a TV, what’s this commercial?

Not tentacle porn, it’s Hermit Purple

[Jotaro Kujo]

Yare Yare Daze

Need a hand? Then I got you

Star Platinum leaves em all bruised

Looking like a body tattoo

I don’t have the time to argue

Why not look into my soul?

Catch my slight of hand

It’s going straight into your dome!

Death at your door is knocking

On your noggin when against my squadron

Got the upper hand? Don’t stay confident

Learned from Joseph to play the possum

And I don’t bluff too often

Approaching Dio and I’ll squash him

Promise I’m putting him back in his coffin

Savin The World, then saving the dolphins!

[Josuke Higashikata]

It’s about to get Crazy Diamond

Just got here with the timing

The Joestars yea you know who we are

Couldn’t keep up even if you was a Highway Star

A real man has a pompadour

Diss that then I’ll have to beat your ass for sure

I’m not an explorer, but I would just Dora

My way through Heaven’s Door, uh

Guerito Daze

Rearrange your body

Wanna fight me? Then go ahead try me

No not Stallone but I would make you Rocky

Yo Angelo

Nother day feeling phenomenal

Wanna get fixed up my stand got the antidote

But don’t get mixed up 'cause I would break all your bones

Bars are Red Hot aint talking Chill Pepper

Tell all these villains they gotta do better

[Giorno Giovanna]

You never had a chance to start with

The illegitimate child of Dio, I’m a bandit

Of class and prowess, power is limitless

I killed Biggie Smalls and sacrificed my arm with

Which I’ll give a fist of life, before I kiss your wife

And diss the time you tried to fight the guy

Who defies all, y’all better watch your back

Before my boiz rock up to your house and ratatatat, uh

Gangstar: I am truly bizarre

When my theme comes on you better rock that guitar

It’s all over when my Muda leave you cold and hideous

Pissing on your grave, that’s a Golden Experience

And everybody’s out to get us

Passione: We be killin’ it from Rome to Venice

It’s evident: Diavolo gonna roll in his grave

When I put his ass to sleep: Requiem for a Dream

[Jolyne Cujoh]

Comin in a 6th generation

Facin off with incarceration

Didn’t do the crime

But still I’m walking the line

Unravel the rabble

Tie you up in a battle

Big or small

You’re up against a Stone wall

Place your bets you’ll be falling

Drying up the plans you be plotting

Oh Father please forgive me

For the beat I’ll be Droppin’

Like Lightning I’ll fire

Bring you down like a Fighter

Gotta keep it in the family

Ora ra ra ra

[Johnny Joestar]

All my life I’ve been cursed

Jesus help me start walking

Too determined to be first

In this race, I don’t have an option

You don’t want to tango with a Slow Dancer

Drop kick em all with the Top Spin

All my enemies want their own damn hearse?

Fingernails put nails in their coffin

No I can’t stand, but I got a Stand to

Lay you in the dirt, Spin the tables to turn

You want to catch a Saint’s hand?

Break a leg, cause I’m sure

You’re about to find out if my Steel Balls work

Dio on the way of the dinosaurs, no way to defend

I’m going from Act 1 to 4, don’t delay your end

Valentine is trying to make America great again

But you want the last shot? Take it to the head

[Josuke 2]

Who am I? Welcome to my struggle

Got one mind, but the body feels doubled

Searching my past, I don’t want no trouble

Trust me, you don’t want to burst my bubble

Soft and Wet

Just stole your scent

Your sight, your sound

Call it pop music

Don’t slip up when I’m around

Cause I took the friction right out the ground

You want to throw all your rocks at me?

Just cause I’m born this way

According to basic biology, my skills are better than yours

I’m afraid

That’s why they call me Gappy

I’m on the top, while you’re below

I’m singing Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do

Sailing through life, don’t rock the boat