Man of the hour

It's him or me

That's what he said

But I can't choose

Between a vegan and a pot head

So I chose you, because you're sweet and you give me lots of lovin' and you eat meat

And that's how you became

My only man of the hour

You never lie

And you don't cheat

And you don't have any baggage tied to your forefeet

Do I deserve, to be the one, who will feed you breakfast, lunch, and dinner and take you to the park at dawn

Will you really be

My only man of the hour

I know you'll never bring me flowers

Flowers they will only die

And though you'll never take a shower together

I know you'll never make me cry

You never argue

You don't even talk

And I like the way you let me lead you when we go outside and walk

Will you really be

My only man of the hour?

My only man of the hour.

My only man of the hour.