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Artist: Normaal
Canonical path: /normaal/slap-gelul
Related lyric paths: 6
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Slap Gelul
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Slap Gelul
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Woon i-j op 't platteland en ok nog afgelegen
I-j mot noar school of werk, deur hagel of reagen
D'r lup ok wel een bus, moar den geet ens in de twee uur
Dan mo-j d'r deur, of i-j wilt of niet, met de broek oaver 't stuur
Bu-j een dag heel flink an 't ballejateren gewes
I-j trok de laatste druppel uut de laatste fles
De normen en waarden, die waren allemoal weg
Een ding is wel zeker, 's margens vuul i-j ow slech
I-j kont denken: Bast moar! Ik blief thuus
Ik meld mien vandage ziek
Dan kom i-j nooit es erges
En i-j hebt ok gin excuus
En bovendien, gin geliek
De meeste luu die warken, alleen moar met de mond
't Enige wat zie goed doet, zie maakt van vretten stront
De handjes loaten wapperen, da's iets wat hun verget
Zie haalt hun centen liever an 't G.A.K. loket
Lig niet zo slap te lullen en schroef 'm nog es an
Zo'n lul hef't ok niet makkelijk, met zo'n keerl achter zich an
In 't leaven heb i-j plichten, doar ko-j niet onder hen
Dan goa'k noar smoesjes zuuken, umdat 'k mien zelf ken
Verjeurdag receptie of een trouweri-j
Mien vrouw kijft: "A-j niet goat, heur i-j nergens meer bi-j"
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