Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Normaal
Canonical path: /normaal/valse-waakhond
Related lyric paths: 6
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Valse Waakhond
Read Valse Waakhond lyrics by Normaal on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Valse Waakhond
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I-j bunt net een valse waakhond
I-j jankt de hele tied
I-j trapt alles in de grond
Iets anders kon i-j niet
I-j vind ow zelf grote klasse
Moar i-j bunt een stuk verdriet
Net as valse hondenrassen
Die in alle kuiten biet
Een dobberman, een pitbull
Die bunt ow favoriet
Moar die bunt nog af te richten
En bi-j ow lukt dat niet
Der kan vrend vollek kommen
En dan hol i-j ow koest
Tegen mien begin i-j te grommen
Oeh, i-j maakt mien helemoal woest
Janken, blaffen, grauwen
Denk moar niet da'k veur ow kniel
Mot ik ow de bek dicht houwen
If doe ik ow noar 't asiel
As ik goa op vakantie
Dan bind ik ow an een boom
't Is uut met mien tolerantie
I-j misselijk gnoom
Valse kreng da-j der rondloopt
Ok verzoep ow in de kolk
Ow hok dat wurt gesloopt
Oeh, wat een volk
De Chinezen zolt ow slachten
I-j komt gebroajen op een bord
Ik kan niet langer wachten
Tut i-j opgevreten wordt
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