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Artist: Northern Portrait
Canonical path: /northern-portrait/i-give-you-two-seconds-to-entertain-me
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I Give You Two Seconds To Entertain Me
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I Give You Two Seconds To Entertain Me
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Shake my arm when it's over,
This whole thing is killing me
I don't want to be killed
Time goes by, I am waiting
For a thing or two to say
Nothing's going on here
Though she's got a million
Million dollar face and a two million dollar figure
This will not excite me
I'm so tired,
Tired of the way she's selling out
Push me down from this chair of mine
When you think it's time to leave,
I might fall asleep here
Time goes by, I am waiting
With no 'where' or 'to' to go
I don't want to stay here
I know she's got a million dollar face
But this will not excite me
And though it is so clear that she's so pretty,
I'm tired of the way she's selling out
I want something that's real and perfectly genuine --
A place where I can feel that I belong
And if you won't bring me to the mountain,
you must bring the mountain here
I give you two seconds to entertain me
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