I Give You Two Seconds To Entertain Me

Shake my arm when it's over,

This whole thing is killing me

I don't want to be killed

Time goes by, I am waiting

For a thing or two to say

Nothing's going on here

Though she's got a million

Million dollar face and a two million dollar figure

This will not excite me

I'm so tired,

Tired of the way she's selling out

Push me down from this chair of mine

When you think it's time to leave,

I might fall asleep here

Time goes by, I am waiting

With no 'where' or 'to' to go

I don't want to stay here

I know she's got a million dollar face

But this will not excite me

And though it is so clear that she's so pretty,

I'm tired of the way she's selling out

I want something that's real and perfectly genuine --

A place where I can feel that I belong

And if you won't bring me to the mountain,

you must bring the mountain here

I give you two seconds to entertain me