Things I'll Do

The things I do so easily¡K

This is just one of the things I'll do

I'll parallel park your car for you

I'll do the Brooklyn bump into a tiny space

And then I'll cut your hair and then I'll clean your place

Cause I'm well equipped and I'm well rehearsed

And I'll bring those files in my pleather purse

I'll save your seat, I'll pour your whiskey neat,

I'll make you eat your greens and do everything in between

Call me anytime, I'll manage your damage

I'll balance your budget then make you a sandwich

Take you where you're going, put it on your tab

I'll take the fuckin back way like a Livery cab

I'll walk to your house through a thunder storm

To pick up this track just to write this song

I'll do your chart, and your math, and your laundry too

And those are just some of the things I'll do.

I'll ride my bike all over this city

Give myself a pedicure so my toes could look pretty too

You want to do what I could do for you?

I'll mix your drink, wax your legs, just to name a few

I'll organize your underpants man, I'll color code it

Back you a vegan pie, and then I'll a la mode it

You can take a seat at the head of the class

and watch sprout teach your kids how to shake their ass

up in the natural foods I'm pimpin how to be healthy

if you drink this shit you'll be just like me

I'll write a book on how to do that

In case you want to do that

Just follow these simple steps and see

Like me you could be free with nowhere to be

From 9-5 it's not hard all you need is a credit card

Or 12 or 22

These are just some of the things I'll do.

Cause there's a million ways that you can make a buck

And there's a million ways that you could change your luck

There gotta be a million ways that you could make a buck-

The things I do so easily! (x2)

If I was an heiress, like Nicky or Paris

I'd lounge in bikinis and drown in martinis

I'd chill with such skill I'd be dressed to the nines

Sip the finest of wines, eat the leanest linguinis

But that's not the kind of life I lead

My everyday's moving at a different speed

I supper with sprout

I chill with Correne

I sell off my hair like my name was Fontine.

I'll charm your parents with my je ne sais quois

I'll make your margarita sweeter at the rodeo bar

Plan you a trip, get you there in a jitney

Write you a song, get you sounding like Britney

Hesta, can you find me a man and

Hesta, write a plan for my band

I got an idea- or maybe a few

And those are just some of the things I'll do

Cause there's a million ways that you can make a buck

And there's a million ways that you could change your luck

There gotta be a million ways that you could make a buck-

The things I do so easily! (x2)