Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Notre Dame
Canonical path: /notre-dame/dracula-sucks
Related lyric paths: 6
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Dracula sucks!
Read Dracula sucks! lyrics by Notre Dame on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Dracula sucks!
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She wears a garlic necklace round her milk white neck
She has unpleasant dreams the Germans cal "schreck"
Her hand's white knuckled grip round a silver crusifix
Drew nails in his coffin we did, so Count him out.. Dracula sucks!
A trans-like greenish vapour haunts the transvetite
The transylvanian sucker needs a lu-love bite
The has-been coffin's sealed for good so what's the crux
With fresh blood built our empire the Vampire deluxe... Dracula sucks!
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Notre Dame performs "Dracula sucks!", and this lyric page sits inside the Notre Dame catalog on LyroVerse.
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