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Artist: Nuno Bettencourt
Canonical path: /nuno-bettencourt/2-weeks-in-dizkneelande
Related lyric paths: 6
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2 Weeks in Dizkneelande
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2 Weeks in Dizkneelande
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You're not my father
You're not my friend
You're just a stranger fillin' in
Convince my family
Good kid I am
You'll take me down to dizkneelande
Help me
Why aren't we flyin'?
You'd rather drive
Hotels are fun along the way
You scrub me wet
You dry me clean
We're off to spend the day with Mickey
Help me
Come back for dinner
Ice cream dessert
Sit on your lap and watch the tube
Nighttimes for grownups
Bathe me to bed
You scrub me, rub me, rub me
Tuck me in and we pretend
Help me
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Nuno Bettencourt performs "2 Weeks in Dizkneelande", and this lyric page sits inside the Nuno Bettencourt catalog on LyroVerse.
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