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Artist: Nuts Can Surf
Canonical path: /nuts-can-surf/fellatio-in-the-french-workbook
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Fellatio In The French Workbook
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Fellatio In The French Workbook
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tie me up, to a car.
drivin' trough, stripper bar.
make me up, paint my hair.
drag me down, without a care.
Satan's dressed in a chicken suit,
eatin' gravy outta boot.
trapped inside, an empty can,
molestin' cripples in the back of a van.
beat my head trough the wall,
standin' 18 inches tall.
take off your clothes.
get it down, get a gun,
eatin' nickels outta bun.
polyester strap-on jello,
smokin a brick, feelin' mello.
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