I Got The Blues

I got the blues (peelin out cheerioes)

I got the blues (hambone walkin' in the cold)

I got the blues (like a beef jerky)

I got the blues (an I don't know what to do)

I got the down home-staple gun-moon shot-bulldozer-

Like a leather feather in a blow torch blues.

(Fallin to my feet) I got the blues

(Like a jack rabbit) I got the blues,

An its makin me blue that I got the blues, (an I don know what to do).

I got the gorilla eatin-serious heart-rippin-crawlin threw the dirt-

foot tappin-redenbocker-punchin bag blues.

(Stinkin like a toe) I got the blues,

(Angels in the woods) I got the blues,

(Like assholes in the rain) I got the blues, an I don't know what to do.

I got the child molestin'-gigabot-hot shot in a coffee pot-

rewound-tied up-loose leaf-cordboard- toilet paper-

sound mixin-wireless-alien pipe cleaner-mushroom blues.

cuttin'-tearin' out ya hair blues.

Bubble gum-plastic teddy bear blues.

Styrofoam bar a soap soda pop blues.

{Lookin like a peach hangin on a glass ball},

{Hulk Hogan runnin naked through my hall},

{Alcoholic fish bait takin a fall},

{Shoppin for a gun at ya mini-mall},

{Throwin rap CDs at ya kitchen wall},

{If ya don't walk then you got to crawl},

{Hangin up ya phone when you got call}

Harmonica solo and it's all.