Dammit, Janet

[Brad:]

The river was deep, but I swam it (Janet)

The future is ours so lets plan it (Janet)

So please don't tell me to can it (Janet)

I've one thing to say and that's Damn: it Janet

I love you

The road was long but I ran it (Janet)

There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)

If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet)

I've one thing to say and that's Damn it Janet

I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker

There's three ways that love can grow

That's good bad or mediocre

Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so

[Janet:]

Oh it's nicer than Betty Monroe had (Oh, Brad)

Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh, Brad)

That you met mom and you know dad (Oh, Brad)

I've one thing to say and that's Brad I'm mad

For you too

Oh Brad

[Brad:]

Oh Damn it

[Janet:]

I'm mad

[Brad:]

Oh Janet

[Janet:]

For you

[Brad:]

I love you too

[Both:]

There's one thing left to do ah-oo

[Brad:]

And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)

When we met in his science exam it (Janet)

Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)

Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it Janet

I love you

Damn it Janet

[Janet:]

Oh Brad I'm mad

[Brad:]

Damn it Janet

[Both:]

I love you