P.F.J.

Well, Pink Flag Joe

He pretends he's fast

And long about one day

You know he came in last

Well, Pink Flag Joe

He does the flambo twist

With the finger motions

That you can't resist

And there's no more coming attractions

Well, there's no more coming attractions

There's no more coming attractions

To see

Well, Pink Flag Joe

With his wealthy lips

Yeah, he goes to movies

That don't exist

He conversations with people

For the sheer effect

And he says he's a product

Of gross neglect

And there's no more coming attractions

Well, there's no more coming attractions

Yeah, there's no more coming attractions

To see

(Pink Flag Joe)

(Pink Flag Joe)

Well, Pink Flag Joe

You know he's slightly tipped

And he swore his life

That he was gypped

Well, he felt the pressure

(Felt the pressure)

And he passed it off

And he thought he resembled

Romanoff

And there's no more coming attractions

Well, there's no more coming attractions

Oh, there's no more coming attractions

To see

Pink Flag Joe