The Best Things in Life

My Uncle Charlie Is a Cynical Man

And His Wifes a Touch Skeptical, Too.

They've Got One of Those Stickers

In the Back of Their Van; It Says:

We've Seen the Prices At the Zoo.

Well Today I Knocked Upon Their Door

And Said That I Was Passing,

And Charlie Launched a Scathing Attack.

When I Asked Him What I'd Done, He Said

"You Stupid Bastard! We Live in a Cul-de-sac!"

Went to Darlene's Party; It Was Fancy Dress.

I Just Stuck An Apple in My Face.

I Saw a Chap Who Obviously Was Out to Impress,

Reckoned He'd Beat Gagarin Into Space.

He Said "Hi There {? Souls! ?}

Like I'm Sorry I'm Late!

But I Was Getting Done Up

As a Mobile Thrash Acetate!"

Me, I Got Bored

So I Went Home,

Got Into Bed,

And Came to the Conclusion...

There Is Nothing Better in Life

Than Writing On the Sole of Your Slipper With a Birol

There Is Nothing Better in Life

Than Writing On the Sole of Your Slipper With a Birol

There Is Nothing Better in Life

Than Writing On the Sole of Your Slipper With a Birol

There Is Nothing Better in Life

Than Writing On the Sole of Your Slipper With a Birol

On a Saturday Night Instead of Going to a Pub.