An Introduction for Isabell

I'd like to lntroduce you now to Isabell lam

Present owner of the Edward lam wax museum

Daughter of the comedic duo Dorothy and Edward

Do you remember them?

They accomplished mild success on the stages

Of the vaudeville theatres in Blackpool and in London

(That was before the advent of Hollywood)

When vaudeville died and people stopped going to see them

So they took out a loan and built a big wax museum

Inside of an old abandoned vaudeville theatre

It was about this time that Dorothy gave birth to their only child

And named her Isabell and from that day they were so happy and gay

Momma, papa, and their sweet and thoughtful

Treasured fair-haired angel baby girl

Eventually a half a century passes

We see Edward in a wheelchair, Dorothy in granny glasses

And Isabell the proud proprietor of the wax museum

Wax museum

Isabell, would you like to tell about the bell hidden inside your name?

Does it ring every time someone calls out Isabell?

Do you hear it when you run?

If it broke, they'd yell out Isa instead of Isabell until you fixed your bell