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Artist: Of Montreal
Canonical path: /of-montreal/art-snob-solutions
Related lyric paths: 6
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Art Snob Solutions
Read Art Snob Solutions lyrics by Of Montreal on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Art Snob Solutions
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What's up directors? Grab your knives!
It's time to take all all of the lives
Of the people who cannot see the somnolent genius of Tarkovsky
Come on authors grab your guns!
It's time to murder everyone who has never heard of Apollinaire
Send them all to hell it's only fair
Cast them all into the flames if they don't know any names
Of the principles of Arte Povera
Or are unfamiliar with le serpent mascara
That's right mascara snake!!!
Come on painters alive or dead
Give all the cretins a boot to the head
If they don't extoll convincingly
Tempered Elan era Kandinsky
Throw them all into a well if they cannot tell
An Arto Parv feast of repitition from a Schoenburg 12 tone
composition
Come on artists the day is here
And your mission is very clear
Put an end to the bourgoussie
And death to everyone who's never heard of me
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Of Montreal performs "Art Snob Solutions", and this lyric page sits inside the Of Montreal catalog on LyroVerse.
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