Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Offcuts
Canonical path: /offcuts/the-asshole-song
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Asshole Song
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The Asshole Song
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Your Eyes Are All Wet Now
You Know That I'm Lying
I Swear I Was Only Protecting Your Heart
But There Are Some Reasons
And Also Some Pictures
Which If You Saw They Would Rip You Apart
And I Won't Watch You Cry
Goodbye, I'm An Asshole
I'm Almost a Tall Guy
And Fairly Good Looking
So People They Trust Me But Sometimes They're Wrong
I Have Often Wondered
Which One Was the Taller
My Old Alexander Or Kubla Khan
And Would They Watch You Cry
Goodbye, I'm An Asshole
I Was a Pig
And Never no Good
Now You Can See Through the Streams in Your Eyes Every Nickel Is Wood
Your Lines Are All Fading
Your Model's All Last Year
I Am Still a Young Man and I Need a New Car
Your Friends Will All Hate Me
But I Know I'm Smarter
I'm in Love With a Fan and She Thinks I'm a Star
And She Will Never
So I Won't Ever
I Won't Watch You Cry
Goodbye
I Won't Watch You Cry
Goodbye, I'm An Asshole
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Offcuts performs "The Asshole Song", and this lyric page sits inside the Offcuts catalog on LyroVerse.
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