Funky Worm

She's here Mr. Johnson

Ok, thank you very much

Granny, they´re expecting you

You're a little late

So come right this way

And we'll start right now

(Granny) what

(Granny) say it now

(Granny) oh, say it now, say it now, ahem

(Granny) me and the Ohio Players

(Granny) are gonna tell you about a worm

(Granny) he's the funkiest worm in the world

Ok, sing it, Clarence

Theres' a worm in the ground

Yes, there is

That's right, that's right

He's six feet tall

(Granny) six feet tall

He only comes around

(Granny) when he wants to get down

(Granny) but when he comes out of his hole

(Granny) he sounds something like this

(Granny) oh that's funky, that´s funky

(Granny) like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky

(Granny) alright. Sing it again, clarence

(Clarence) and through all the land, yeah

(Granny) sing it

He plays in a band

(Granny) plays in a band

Plays guitar without any hands

Pretty good, I might add

(Granny) yeah

(Granny) when he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck

(Granny) everybody wants to get up and dance

(Granny) ah, get it baby

(Granny) I'm his manager, heh, heh

(Granny) gonna make a million dollars

(Granny) I get it all, cause he can't spend it

(Granny) don't stop now honey, get down

(Granny) that´s it, that´s it

(Granny) don't, don't

(Granny) don't fight the feeling

(Granny) don't fight it

(Granny) ok, that´s enough, get out of here

(Granny) here we go people

(Granny) lessen to it,this is realy funky

(Granny) get out of here

(Granny) goin' back in his hole

(Granny) just the same way he came out

(Granny) do we get paid for this?

Yes, of course

(Granny) I just wanted to make sure

(Granny) we do?

(Granny) ok, alright