Whole Day Off

Have you seen my girlfriend?

She lives in a pigpen

Have you seen my girlfriend?

I can't seem to find her; perhaps she is hiding

Underneath a blade of grass—let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day—

Have you seen my new house?

Looks just like a doghouse

Have you seen my new house?

Someone saw it walking straight into the ocean

Thought it was an ivory boat—let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Maybe

It's just a bad dream and I'll wake up soon

But I don't think I'll be so lucky

Maybe

It's just one of those strange days

Where nothing's right

No, nothing seems right at all

Went up to a payphone on a bathroom wall

But I can't remember who I wanted to call

Operator, can't you help me?

Have you seen my garden?

It is most peculiar

Have you seen my garden?

Nothing there that grows looks anything at all like plants

I hear their voices—let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Have you seen my girlfriend?

Have you seen my girlfriend?

Have you seen my girlfriend?

Have you seen my girlfriend?