Thats Your Funeral

[Mr. Bumble]

Liberal terms, mr. Sowerberry, liberal terms? Three pounds!

[Mr. Sowerberry]

Well, as a matter of fact, I was needing a boy

[Mr. Sowerberry]

He's a born undertaker's mute

I can see him in his black silk suit

Following behind the funeral procession

With his features fixed in a suitable expression

There'll be horses with tall black plumes

To escort us to the family tombs

With mourners

In all corners

Who've been taught to week in tune

Then the coffin lined with satin

That's your funeral

[Mrs. Sowerberry]

That's your funeral

[Mr. Sowerberry]

Large enough to wear your hat in

That's your funeral

[Mrs. Sowerberry]

That's your funeral

[Mr. Sowerberry]

We're just here to glamourize you for that

Endless sleep

[Both]

You might just as well look fetching

When you're six feet deep

[Mrs. Sowerberry]

At the wake we'll drink a toddy

To the body beautiful

[Mr. Sowerberry]

That's your funeral

[Mrs. Sowerberry]

Not our funeral

[Both]

That's your funeral

[Mr. Sowerberry]

If you're fond of overeating

That's your funeral

[Mrs. Sowerberry]

That's your funeral

[Mr. Sowerberry]

Starve yourself by undereating

That's your funeral

[Mrs. Sowerberry]

That's your funeral?

[Mrs. Sowerberry]

Visualize the earth descending on you clod by clod

You can't come back when you're buried

Underneath the sod

[Mrs. Sowerberry and sowerberry]

We will not reduce our prices

Keep your vices usual

[Mr. Sowerberry]

That's your funeral

[Mrs. Sowerbery]

Not our funeral

[Both]

That's your funeral

[Mr. Bumble]

I don't think this song is funny

[Mr. Sowerberry]

That's your funeral

[Mr. Bumble]

Here's the boy, now where's the money?

[Mr. Sowerberry]

That's your funeral

[Mr. Bumble]

That's your funeral

[Mr. Sowerberry]

We don't harbour thoughts macabre

There's no need to frown

[Both]

In the end we'll either burn you up or nail you down

We love coughs and wheezes

And diseases called incurable

That's your funeral

No one else's funeral

[Mr. Sowerberry]

That's your

[Mrs. Soweberry]

That's your

[Both]

Funeral!