Belated Valentines Day Ditty

Of course I'm aware that it's Valentines Day

Had plenty of time to work out how to say

That I like you the appropriate amount

And I usually don't mind having you around

I'll pretend to like the things you like

If that's what'll keep you by my side

You made me watch Frozen seven times

And I never once said what was on my mind

(That fucking snowman)

Your eyes are good eyes

Probably better than 90% of other eyes

Please stay away from better looking guys

Oh for you I'd consider beginning to exercise

(Possibly)

You might ask why

I did not buy

You something nice online

I thought you'd like this song of mine

How dare you suggest I ran out of time

(No, I didn't)

Please continue to think all my flaws are charming

Please don't find my daddy issues alarming

I can't promise you that the future will be bright

No, but I guarantee a life with me will be alright

(At least

At least alright

Maybe fine

But eh, not good)