El Captain

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El Captain

oh la la la oh la la la la oh...

El Captain

I've been rockin since the 1900s

a microphone and two 1200's

so back in the day we use to fuck with Alize

now we kick it with the liquid from Kingston ja

in the morning you be crudo make you eat menudo

pissin out your culo got to act the foolo

I like it on ice with coke a cola

I sip it from LA to to Capitola

watch out for the rollas pull over to the shoulda

shoulda started drikin when I was much olda

some like gin some like tonic

I like the captain with a half ounce of chronic

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one night in the summer bout two months back

I went out on the town without a plan of attack

Heineken, shots of 151

and a bottle of what we call El Captain

what happen that night you can't quite recall

fact is boy you can't remember at all

you woke up in the morning with the spinnin head

and a teenage girl lyin next to you bed

you kicked her out and then you slammed the door

tryin to forget about the night before

a month goes by you can't remember the date

girls at the door says boy I'm late

that's what you get for out playin the ho

and now you got a kid with a girl you don't know

and the first thing you thought when she dropped the bomb

shouldn't been fuckin with el captain

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now drop the chulupa pick up the mic

and let the party people know just what ya like

well it comes from Puerto Rico

so you know that I be diggin it

and if the bottles empty then you know that I been swiggin it

hittin it now the party's legit

hynas gettin lit shakin tha booties and tits

we the opm clique and that's how we roll

so get some education from my man shaky lo

well captian morgan was a pirate dude

he use to jack motherfuckas and act real rude

as a real life person he wasn't much fun

but he sure made a good ass bottle of rum

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