Arthur Curry

Batman's got an attitude, everybody takes him seriously

And Superman never made any money (Well try to tell that to DC)

All the other members of the Justice League

Say i have useless Super-powers and make fun of me

But I know there will come a day

When they're gonna stare in slack-jawed wonder as they hear me say:

I am Aquaman! And you better not mess with me

I may be nothing to you, but i'm a King beneath the Sea

Let's see you get by underwater as well as i do on the ground

I am Aquaman! And you better not mess around!

There are days i swear i would rather have

The proportionate strenght of a praying Mantis

Than be the last lost Noble Prince of the undersea kingdom of Atlantis

Batman's got the batmobile, Diana's got her invisible Jet

And it seems like everyone else can fly, even Samurai,

But a stupid Seahorse is all i get.

Green Arrow's sharp, but he could be any duller

My orange costume is uglier than any other color

I'm not as tough as Batman, or as cute as Gleek

I'm a little taller than the Atom, but smaller than Apache Chief

I am Aquaman! And you better not mess with me

I may be nothing to you, but i'm a King beneath the Sea

Let's see you get by underwater as well as i do on the ground

I am Aquaman! And you better not mess around!

Clark Kent wouldn't be the same if he didn't had his Lois Lane

Green Arrow's got his Black Canary

Even millionaire Bruce Wayne has that thing on the side

With his ward, Dick Grayson

But there's just one girl that i would marry!

(Wonder Woman, all the world is waiting for you

And the magic that you do!

In your satin tights, fighting for your rights,

And the old red, white and blue!)

Batman made a movie deal, though you know he doens't need the cash

And all the second-rate Superheroes got TV Shows

Even the Pre-Crisis Flash!

But not me, I guess that I don't rate

My comic book's been cancelled more than Dr. Fate

I know that I'm no Brainiac but I'm no fool

I know not even Peter David can make me cool