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Artist: Oomph!
Canonical path: /oomph/asshole
Related lyric paths: 6
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Asshole
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Asshole
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I am an asshole - yes I am
And I'm gonna hurt you
I am a wanker - yes I know
And I'll never change
I am a sick man - yes I am
And I will desert you
I am a bastard and I know
I won't rearrange
You don't have to run
I have just begun
You don't have to run
I have just begun
I am an asshole - yes I am
And you'll be my quarry
I am a wanker - yes I know
And I won't regret
I am a sick man - yes I am
And I won't be sorry
I am a bastard and I know
That I won't be sad
You don't have to cry
Love is just a lie
You don't have to cry
Love is just a lie
And when I look at you
It's like the lion looks at the ram
And when I'm touching you
It's like the devil touching the lamb
And when I'm kissing you
It's like the serpent kissing the bun
And when I'm loving you
It's like the winter loving the sun
I am an asshole - yes I am
So why don't you kill me?
I am an asshole - yes I am
So why don't you kill me?
(Shoot me) (Pull the trigger)
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