I'm a Joestar

A'ight, so this is, this is my

This is what I need to do

I know I need to do something to feel better

This is it, so

Stop asking me all these questions

D, stop trying to take this away from me

I have chosen House Joestar, and I got it right

You can tell from seeing my demeanor and my body type

My heart split in two: Part rude, part honorable

One part cool plus two parts comical

And look at what I wear, I keep my hair asymmetrical

I drink too much beer, I should eat more vegetables

Then my waistline would be like I remember it

And you would see the build, there's a striking resemblance

'Cause shoulder blades strong in the Joestar family

I know 'cause I belong to the Joestar family

You're looking at me like: Open Mike, how can it be?

I say it real slow 'cause you ain't understanding me

I'm a Joestar

I hear you saying: Oh my God

I'm tryna tell you I'm a Joestar

I will never be a co-star, no

I don't give a fuck if I'm a brother, I'm a Joestar

Either from my father or my mother, I'm a Joestar

I ain't British, I ain't Japanese, I'm a Joestar

Tap into my power when I breathe, I'm a Joestar

I've been waiting for four years and five seasons (five seasons)

Well goddammit it, it's my turn, it's my season (mine)

In this chapter JoJo is African (African)

And it's me, Mike Eagle, I'm the protagonist (it's me)

And it's set in South-Central Los Angeles (Los Angeles)

'Cause goddammit it, it's my turn, it's my saga (it's my turn)

It's a special edition of Open Mike's manga (yeah)

So draw me in a Fiesta or a White Honda (relatable)

And my stand, goddammit it, his name is Black Magic (Black Magic)

He got a glow like Sho'nuff from Last Dragon (Sho'nuff)

It's a Black rebrand, so draw it free-handed (draw it freehand)

Joe ME and Arsenio Speedwagon

I'm a Joestar

I hear you saying: Oh my God

I'm tryna tell you I'm a Joestar

I will never be a co-star, no

I'm a Joestar

I hear you saying: Oh my God

I'm tryna tell you I'm a Joestar

I will never be a co-star, no

Five-point star on my neck, I'm a Joestar

See my shoulders and my silhouette, I'm a Joestar

Given name Eagle, in my mind, I'm a Joestar

Yeah, I'm human, I identify as a Joestar