Obey the Moderator

"I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the admnistrators of this community and blah blah blah... I accept."

Hey

Listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight

Who these people are, that can wait

This my board, my world, my space

I wrote every rule you gotta read 'em ok?

Cool, I guess that's it man we straight

And if you need something I'll be up kinda late

Like two, see that's when it gets bad

People start flaming and everybody's mad

That's when I gotta bust out the ban

Trust me man, some of these people just can't stand

One another, so I gotta cover up a scandal

Nah dude I can't let you know my AIM handle

Drop it, I'll grab your IP and block it

If you can't stay on topic, you got it?

If I wanna lock it there's no way you can stop me

Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey

Obey the moderator, create a state of calm

Scan sentences and announce who's wrong

You are the troller, one week ban

I know your other screen name man

Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs

Hook 'em up with handles and float all their threads

You are the liar, permanent ban

I'll nullify your password man

(Why don't you tell 'em about your sig kid?

Yeah, yeah! Tell 'em about your sig!)

My sig's kinda big but it's tasteful

Might blink a bit, 80k, there's no way that I be wasteful

People get hateful but hey it ain't new to me

It can get crazy, in this community

Dude you gotta unlock your caps

Never argue, I'm gonna walk with you straight to the FAQs

Even then they never relax, it's all grudges

From six months back, still nobody budges

The worst? Hackers, scum of the earth

Attack us and laugh us we back up with work

But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve

Trade off sleep for new security

That's part of the job I don't mind it

And if you break a rule better believe that I'll be the one to find it

I'm tracking down every last duplicate account

I'm on my way to admin, there's never been a doubt

I see that you are new to the community and soon to be

A troubling influence so you really should be listening

Obey the moderator, create a state of calm

Scan sentences and announce who's wrong

You are the troller, one week ban

I know your other screen name man

Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs

Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads

You are the liar, permanent ban

I'll nullify your password man