Slippery

Writer's block? Most rappers never heard of it...

Come to think about it,

most rappers don't write, they wrong

approach every song with the stance

of assembly line rhymes

and formulaic flows

it's attack of clones

up in the clubs at these rap shows

rooms full of played out pimps

and no hoes

so hey,

what's with all this negativit-ay?

hip-hop always has been

self reflexive

[it's either that I do this as the directive(?)]

well fuck that shit

this is my time

never gonna make ya do aerobics when I rhyme

put ya hands down by ya side

dance if ya wanna

I gotta admit it

that I done did it with the drummer

done did it with the DJ

and did it with myself

did it with the saxophone, the piano,

and go-go bells

I done did it with the trumpet,

and Didgeridoos, did it with bagpipes

while you were dancin' in Underoos

Done did it Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio

Corn fields, tractor-trailer, back woods silo

done did it with direction, and did it on my own

be doin' it if everybody in the world was gone

I just go on, and on, and on

for all time

Y'all MC's can't survive without about

twenty-five thousand pairs of eyes

Hey!

Seattle-ite MC's grab ya mics tight

the rain makes it slippery, right?

aight, check the mic

check one, check two, check three

it's the Optimus, and my name is Wheelie

Seattle-ite MC's grab ya mics tight

the rain makes it slippery, right?

aight, check the mic

check one, check two, check three