Funked Up

Yo it’s Daddy Dearest on the mic

Who’s this little kid coming at me all child like

I'm a motherfuckin' demon

Give me a good reason

On why I shouldn't give your little ass a big beatin’

You think that you’re good enough for my daughter?

Better prepare cus you’re ripe for a slaughter

If you want her you better come at me stronger

But one wrong move and you’ll be nothing but a goner

Just wanna take your daughter for a date

When I look into her eyes I knew that it was fate

But what the fuck is this dad doing rapping?

Aren't you too old? Might as well be retiring

Think you got the bars to mess with me

I'm one of a kind I’ll have you begging on your knees

I’ve got the sickest rhymes that’ll woo her heart

Your flow’s so weak, why did you even start?

So confused

It’s feels like I'm being used

I'm so conflicted with you two

That I have no idea what to do

Should I stay with him and leave

Or Should I just do as you please?

I'm just gonna take a seat

As I listen to this funky beat

It’s Mommy Mearest so watch out little blue boy

I'm gonna break you and I surely will enjoy

The baddest bitch you’ll ever see is on the scene

One look and baby you will know that I'm the queen

You think that I am scared of your presence?

I think that I should teach you a lesson

All that I want is to be with her all night

Get in my way and I’ll surely win this fight

So confused

It’s feels like I'm being used

I'm so conflicted with you two

That I have no idea what to do

Should I stay with him and leave

Or Should I just do as you please?

I'm just gonna take a seat

As I listen to this funky beat

Go on get out of my way

Before I wreck all your pride

You know that I won’t be swayed

So hurry up, move aside

I’ve had enough with the taunts

You think that you got the bars

I'm gonna get what I want

You’re never gonna get far

Go on get out of my way

Before I wreck all your pride

You know that I won’t be swayed

So hurry up, move aside

I’ve had enough with the taunts

You think that you got the bars

I'm gonna get what I want

You’re never gonna get far

So confused

It’s feels like I'm being used

I'm so conflicted with you two

That I have no idea what to do

Should I stay with him and leave?

Or Should I just do as you please?

I'm just gonna take a seat

As I listen to this funky beat

Better back off before you get blue balled

If you think you’re gonna win, your chance is looking small

No way you’re gonna stop me, I ain't gonna flee

I'm gonna have her in my arms even if you disagree

We demons have the power to make you scream

It’s two against one, you can’t beat this team

Ok Karen, calm down and take a chill pill

You seem to be struggling cus your rap’s going downhill

You better sit down before you get wrecked

I have a lot of pride and a daughter to protect

No matter what you say, I’mma have it my way

Gonna make her sway, and make her my bae

Don’t care what it takes, I’mma send my whole crew

We'll throw everything until we beat you

It’s the end of the song and I clearly got the win

It’s a Friday night and it’s time to get funkin