Audience Pleasers

[pharoahe monch]

By the grace of god, I give a speech like malcolm

Expressin, flexin, flaunt the style that's wicked (uhh!)

Inflicted, addicted -- now people can't understand

The particular way that I've kicked it

Smooth (mmm) is it not? (yup!)

Is it dope? (yup!) is it hype? (mmm-hmm) is it hot?

Easy for you to hum along to whenever I'm rappin

Keepin your feet, tappin, and keepin your hands

Comin together you may think you're nice but I am alpha beta

Glee and clap on the microphone, to kick a rhyme like, this one..

[prince poetry]

Artistical formulas, label me as a hip lyric professor

Pressin to be the one a lyrical chauvanist

Study facts my brother, read all about it

Cause prince poetry and monch gets on down undoubted!

Somethin smooth yes, prepare for the audience pleasers

United together, through thick and thin forever

Just for the people's pleasure

This is something new for you

We are.. the simply too positive mc's

[pharoahe monch]

Design a rhyme like an inventor

Intertwine, combine the centrifugal forces in the center

Giving it a steady a flow, who's like dope (you are!)

Better yet, I'm like acid

Cooler than lake placid

You're loving it when I'm passing it off, slick (slick)

So that you know (so that you know)

[prince poetry]

Well it's me, your majesty, prince po, I flow

Like spring water out of a faucet when I complete it

The text like toss it cause I will toss it to the pharoahe

Capital m, lowercase o, then the n, then the c-h

Witness the presence of the two n-e-w

Intellectual through rhythm I went interjectin you

A few messages, paragraphs, stories, a few laughs

When it comes to steppin yo there ain't no quarters

Or even a half like poison, I subject to feed you venom

I find em, line em up, I fold em up, and monch will kill em!

[pharoahe monch]

Curteous! givin a high-five or handshake

But I can flip, like a chef at the house of pancakes

When I speak, I create a new strange tongue

Mc's clingin I bring on a new swing and they swung

Off the tip I'm well equipped to stick to the cut when rhymin

The kind of mc you find, with the mind of a ? mizda?

Chronological timing or maybe simon bar sinister

[prince poetry]

Hmmm, mm mm mmm! yo

Sometimes I'd rather stop acceleratin and flow

To a slowwwwwwwer tempo sit back relax bust the

Introduction that you're sleepin on, I must awaken you

Now come with us cruise in, cause me and monch

Is takin you to another dimension, keepin you up to par

Look up to me as an advisor

Much wiser than the average rap star/struck you

Not as another but a brother who's hype

Sim-pl-ly too positive mc's too dope too trife

To comprehend, this is finally the end

To my foes and my skeezers, the audience pleasers

Somethin smooth yes, prepare for the audience pleasers

United together, through thick and thin forever

Just for the people's pleasure

This is something new for you

We are.. the simply too positive mc's