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Artist: Orthodox Celts
Canonical path: /orthodox-celts/the-real-me
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Real Me
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The Real Me
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I'm a singer alcoholic
I am mostly melancholic
I am wearing just one trousers
And that's all that you can see
I'm not so old as I'm lookin'
I am married and I'm cookin'
I'm not a creature just for lookin'
There's the face that you can't see
Chorus
When you see me on TV
It's just picture, It's not me
Try harder for to see
When your beer is fairly good
I am drinkin' all the time
An' I'm happy for a while
My voice is total crime
Bud my beer is very good
Have you understood
While I'm in the mood
Where's the fuckin' food
When the beer is good
I am tortured by our driver
Who is drivin' for a fiver
I can not stand his lies
An' I'll kill him at a time
All the others drive me crazy
An' they think that I am lazy
Often say that I'm a liar
But their souls will burn in fire
Chorus
I'm tired of stupid questions
That coused me bad digestions
I'm sick to guts of bastards
Who really make me mad
I am singin' for my pleasure
An' that's my only measure
That's my cure for livin'
When I'm feelin' bad
Chorus
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