The Real Me

I'm a singer alcoholic

I am mostly melancholic

I am wearing just one trousers

And that's all that you can see

I'm not so old as I'm lookin'

I am married and I'm cookin'

I'm not a creature just for lookin'

There's the face that you can't see

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When you see me on TV

It's just picture, It's not me

Try harder for to see

When your beer is fairly good

I am drinkin' all the time

An' I'm happy for a while

My voice is total crime

Bud my beer is very good

Have you understood

While I'm in the mood

Where's the fuckin' food

When the beer is good

I am tortured by our driver

Who is drivin' for a fiver

I can not stand his lies

An' I'll kill him at a time

All the others drive me crazy

An' they think that I am lazy

Often say that I'm a liar

But their souls will burn in fire

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I'm tired of stupid questions

That coused me bad digestions

I'm sick to guts of bastards

Who really make me mad

I am singin' for my pleasure

An' that's my only measure

That's my cure for livin'

When I'm feelin' bad

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