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Artist: Osaka Punch
Canonical path: /osaka-punch/actibreeze
Related lyric paths: 6
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Actibreeze
Read Actibreeze lyrics by Osaka Punch on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Actibreeze
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Are you tired of being alone?
Then right before
We've got the product that you need
Oh yes indeed
Fulfill your every dream
What you want
Is what we got
'Cause you're not perfect the way you are
It's okay
Don't delay
Call today for white teeth, pilates and deep cream
It's what you want
Is what we got
'Cause you're not perfect the way you are
It's okay
Don't delay
Call today for white teeth, pilates and deep cream
It's what you need
We'll guarantee a one month trial
So pick up and dial
It's 1-800-999-6255
Get yourself a free set of steak knives
What you want
Is what we got
'Cause you're not perfect the way you are
It's okay
Don't delay
Call today for white teeth, pilates and deep cream
It's what you need
Are you tired of feeling alone?
Want somebody else's face?
Are you sick of rhetorical questions?
Then you need
Actibreeze
It's the simple solution to all your uglyness
Simply apply to the face and instantly you'll look like everybody else
For just thirty easy installments of $19. 95
That's right $19. 95
(Times thirty, plus postage and handling
Disclaimer, any noticable improvement is purely coincidental)
Actibreeze
If you don't buy it, you're a racist!
'Cause you're not perfect the way you are
It's okay
Don't delay
Call today for white teeth, pilates and deep cream
It's what you want
Is what we got
'Cause you're not perfect the way you are
It's okay
Don't delay
Call today for white teeth, pilates and deep cream
It's what you need
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