Sail Away

(Come on birdie, play my fucking song to me)

Oh me boys, we drink too much

We sail far away

Where the angels laugh

We break through the night

Grab a longneck, hurray!

We're the kings of the night

Girls it's time to play!

Oh me boys, we drink too much

We sail far away

Where the angels laugh

We break through the night

Grab a longneck, hurray!

We're the kings of the night

Girls it's time to play!

Thin Lizzy Borden, she's my ray of light

Caribbean rum made her outlook

Seem so bright

Spent a night or two between

Those white and meaty legs

Wish I could be strong enough

To hold her heavy breasts!

Sally from the brothel

She stole my heart that night

Smiling like an angel and

The blow job quite alright

All her other clients are

Jealous of me now

'Cause she wants to marry me

That makes me proud

Oh me boys, we drink too much

We sail far away

Where the angels laugh

We break through the night

Grab a longneck, hurray!

We're the kings of the night

Girls it's time to play!

Barbados the place where

Long-leg Penny lives

Never seen a body shape

That almost kills

When her gifted tongue

Starts moving on my spine

Makes me forget Sally

And just drives me wild

Oh me boys, we drink too much

We sail far away

Where the angels laugh

We break through the night

Grab a longneck, hurray!

We're the kings of the night

Girls it's time to play!

Sail away, sail away my love

I've already stayed too long

Sail away, saily away my love

You know, you'll always be in my heart

Oh me boys, we drink too much

We sail far away

Where the angels laugh

We break through the night

Grab a longneck, hurray!

We're the kings of the night

Girls it's time to play!

Sail away, sail away my love

I've already stayed too long

Sail away, saily away my love

You know, you'll always be

Sail away, sail away my love

I've already stayed too long

Sail away, saily away my love

You know, you'll always be in my heart