Funky Cigarette

Well I smoked this thing one night out as a bet

And they told me it was kinda like a funky cigarette

And I can still remember my first draw

And all those funny things I saw when I smoked my

First Funky Cigarette

Well I opened up my best friends buscuit tin

And there's no Rich Teas or Custard Creams just

Cigarrets and skins

And then he handed me a pack of green and the biggest

Bag I've ever seen and I rolled my first funky

Cigarette!

And since that day I seldom have declined

And I maintain this love affair with these green herbs

Of mine

You can keep your pills and trips and lines

Expensive beers and fancy wines 'cos I just want a

Funky Cigarette

And nowadays it's harder to disguise

Then wondering old sedated look that's glazed across

My eyes

Well if you're like me I'm sure you'll find

That you don't really seem to mind

'Cos you just had a funky cigarette!