Paris For President

Paris for president,

At the Palms chillin' with the martini.

Paris for president,

Your commander in bikini.

When they tell you 'bout my policies

To stop the player-hating on the USA,

Incentivize nuclear non-proliferation and ratify Kyoto today.

You can ride in the motorcade…

in my hybrid, pink Escalade!

Paris for president,

Not another oldie cliche.

Paris for president,

you can get married if you're straight or if you're gay.

If you're gonna put lipstick on a pig, make sure that shade matches its skin tone.

you can trust me with my finger on the button,

"Nucular" ( Bush's voice )a sad vocabulary don't.

Trading in the cabinet for a walk….in….closet…hey!

Paris for president,

America should put me in charge.

Paris for president,

look at Bush it cant be that hard

Simon Cowell, he might be a little mean,

but when the judges kicks the bucket

I gonna put them on the court supreme

Then I'll paint the white house pink

and look a trip into Maui…

Paris for president,

A proponent of clean energy.

Paris for president,

The real maverick in D.C.

Water boarding is torture and,

global warming is totally not hot.

I'll make a department called the Fashion Police

and fill the economy with all of the new jobs.

Make over Lady Liberty…in Donna, Tommy, and Calvin Klein.

Paris for president,

Get your cute little butt out there and vote.

Paris for president,

Dispensing beauty tips and hope.

Paris for president, hey!

Paris for president, hey!

Paris for president, hey!

I'm Paris Hilton and I approve this message.