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Artist: Paródias
Canonical path: /parodias/cancelei-a-net
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Cancelei a Net
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Cancelei a Net
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Parece mentira o que eu vou dizer
Fiz o impossível
Porra, eu me matei
É foda
Bem mais difícil
Que virar ex-gay
Minha mulher tá me chifrando
Mas eu nem liguei
Porque, porque
Cancelei a net
Repeti 74 vezes o meu cpf
Cancelei a net
Fiquei tanto tempo sentado
Que nem tenho mais cu
Cancelei a net
085438
É o protocolo
Cancelei a net
Tava no viva-voz
Quando meu bebê nasceu
Apertei menu pra cancelar a net
Meu senhor bom dia
Passe o cpf
Vou transferi-lo por favor aguarde
Com quem eu falo?
Aqui é o Wesley
Vejo que quer cancelar
Vai perder o BBB
Cancelei a net
Senhor renove o contrato
Que eu te dou uma trufa
Cancelei a net
Se o senhor renovar
Ganha o cd do É O Tchan
Cancelei a net
Posso oferecer desconto
No nosso pacote adulto
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Yes. The related section below points to Atirei o Pau No Gato (Paródia Another Brick In The Wall) and Detalhes (Paródia Escolinha do Professor Raimundo, 1992) with a short reason for opening each page next.
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