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Artist: Parokya Ni Edgar
Canonical path: /parokya-ni-edgar/absorbing-man
Related lyric paths: 6
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Absorbing Man
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Absorbing Man
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You can beat me up,
Call me names
Steal my bike, go insane
I don't care if you rearrange
My face, I don't mind
You can burn my toys
And the books I read
Still it won't matter to me
Cause with one big gulp
I'll swallow it up and smile, oh yeah
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Because I'm the incredible absorbing man
And I'm gonna do the best I can
Till you finally understand
I am calm, I'm serene
Not a word is getting through to me
When you scream
I'm a sponge.I soak it up
All the crap you put me through
Won't make me give up
I will never falter, I will never quit
You'll never find another
Who'll put up with your shit
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Parokya Ni Edgar performs "Absorbing Man", and this lyric page sits inside the Parokya Ni Edgar catalog on LyroVerse.
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