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Artist: Parokya Ni Edgar
Canonical path: /parokya-ni-edgar/the-ordertaker
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Ordertaker
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The Ordertaker
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Waiter! Pa-order naman ako ng Porkchop!
At tsaka ng dalawa ngang kanin!
Lagyan mo na rin ng konting kechap!
Meron ba kayong chopsuey? (wala po)
Meron ba kayong Adobo? (wala rin po)
Meron ba kayong Bulalo? (ubos na po)
Meron bang kahit na ano? (wala)
Wala!
Hoy! wala na bang ma-o
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
Chef! Meron ngang menu
Wala namang ma-order, oh waiter
Sana naman may Siopao lang man o burger
Pa-order! Pa-order! Pa-order
Waiter! Pa-order naman ako ng Porkchop
At tsaka ng dalawa ngang kanin
Lagyan mo na rin ng konting ketchup
Meron ba kayong chopsuey? (wala po)
Meron ba kayong Adobo? (wala rin po)
Meron ba kayong Bulalo? (ubos na po)
Meron bang kahit na ano? (wala)
Wala!
Hoy! wala na bang ma-o
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
Chef! Meron ngang menu
Wala namang ma-order, oh waiter
Sana naman may Siopao man lamang o burger
Pa-order! Pa-order! Pa-order
Waiter! (Waiter! )
Order! (Order! )
Waiter! (Waiter! )
Order! (Order! )
Waiter na gwapito ano bang meron dito?
Waiter na gwapito meron bang Chicken Mami
Longsi tosi, at Tapsi, Pancit, Lugaw, at Lomi
Tokwa't Baboy, Pares Beef, Fried Siomai
Gutom na talaga ako (fried siomai)
Gutom na talaga ako...
Hoy! wala na bang ma-o
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
Chef! Meron ngang menu
Wala namang ma-order, oh waiter
Sana naman may Siopao man lamang o burger
Pa-order! Pa-order! Pa-order
Tang-inang karinderya wala man lamang mirienda (x2)
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