Creature In Classroom

zero hero knife fight, schedule of feedback,

creatures in the classroom want advanced placement,

hepatitis roof rats man your battle stations.

go ahead troubleshoot, we read you loud and clear,

aspirin in the ice cream, commie fluoridation,

post-encephalitic rut-stuck metal milk champs

take on the army with jump ropes and switch blades.

tin teeth, shin guard, first string rich kids

get the indoor soccer flat soles,

special needs kids get the med-head puppet show

at little round tables with grad school ass holes.

we kids sing:

screw the floor plans.

make a difference.

never ask for help.

always do your best.

head's a sinkhole, a tv trash can,

they cut our crust off, we piss dristan.

behavior problems, excessive absence...

oopsey-daisy made an unmanned aircraft.

defiant third grade special ed hercules

is at far greater risk of being retained,

his diminished activity is one indication

that "yes, there is a problem and it must be addressed."

we kids sing:

steal everything not nailed down.

never sell to fascist loan or card sharks or wager on our parents' long shots.

rank and file liars keep their socks on,

the slow poke ice age prescribes too often.

know a grown up by its ancient innoculation scarring.

tranquilizer snails build solar sails

despite the hammer-handed, consequence inflicting

flat head community who rule with work-reward nintendo bribery.

we take standardized tests in hyper colors and sweats,

two million strong and trying to fly too fast.

modify me. then delete me. fuck it, vaccinate me while i'm sleeping.

i'm a fidgety phill, i am a heretic,

i am lazy and rude and manipulative.

hey new age bull dyke haircut dipshit,

we will not respect your wishes

to lock our dicks up in an office

full of stuff that makes us nauseous,

steal all you want with your fingers on fire,

but melt my plastic and get your ass kicked

we kids sing out rainbowed beat down,

steal everything and run for it.