Rappin' For Jesus

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth

I wanna teach kids the Christian truth

If you wanna reach those kids on the street

Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat

I gave my sermon an urban kick

My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger

Born to the virgin mom in a manger

Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger

And he died for your sins

I preach the word, that's my gig

And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG

Other MCs, I wish them well

But if you live in sin, you burn in hell

Now I'mma pass the mic to my lovely wife

She's a fly MC and the light of my life

So to bust a rhyme without further ado

Take it away, Mary Sue!

Jesus Christ is my nigga

He's the son of the original G

And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be

Like if another MC says

"You're a freak!

You're a lame-butt rapper

And your rhymes are weak!"

I don't get mad and I don't critique

I forgive him, and turn the other cheek

I don't blaspheme and I don't brag

I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag

I do exude a little Christian swag

And I'm proud to be an American!

Jesus Christ is our nigga

Let his light shine through ya!

Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH!

Jesus Christ is my nigga

He's a homie MC JC UC?

He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga

Like me

If you do drugs and think you're cool

You need to come to Sunday school!

Put those drugs in the garbage can

Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!

Word up!

I'm freestyling!

Hit me!