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Artist: Pat McCurdy
Canonical path: /pat-mccurdy/sex-and-beer
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Sex And Beer
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Sex And Beer
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St. paul in his letter to the ephesians
Said, "it came to me upon a midnight clear
I finished writing all of my gospel
Now all i seem to want is sex and beer"
Marc antony looked down on caesar?s body
He said "friends, romans, countrymen, lend me you ear
I did not come here to praise caeser
I came here for sex and beer
Chorus
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like ?round here
George washington, he never crossed the delaware
There was no midnight ride for paul revere
Ben franklin never discovered electricity
They were too busy looking for sex and beer
(chorus)
Charles dickens gave us "great expectations"
Shakespeare gave us "hamlet" and "king lear"
Dostoyevsky gave us "crime and punishment"
Who the hell is gonna give us sex and beer
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From the city to the suburbs to the country
From the southern to the northern hemisphere
They're holding a tremendous referendum
And everyone's choosing sex and beer
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They can take away my pride and my dignity
They can use up all my blood and sweat and tears
They can take away my name and give a number
But they can never take away my sex and beer
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We like sex and beer and sex and beer
And sex and beer
And sex
And beer
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