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Artist: Patent Pending
Canonical path: /patent-pending/hey-mario
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Hey Mario
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Hey Mario
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I know you think you love her, but dude it's such a bummer how you chase
That girl around
You've been fighting all her battles, if she's really worth the hassle
You'd be living in the castle by now
And it makes me sick how you break these bricks for a girl who barely knows
You exist
Now you're tripping on mushrooms just for fun, dude...
I think you've got a problem
Mario, get your shit together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low
Hey, Mario! Get your shit together
Hey, Mario! Or you'll chase this bitch forever
Warp zone, friend zone, high score, no more stalking this chick in a
Koopa-troopa town
Live life easy like Luigi, ain't never let a ho get him down
Let koopa keep her bro, grab a flower and go, we'll jump the flag pole and
Light up the night
Hit rainbow road with toad, we spinning them tires...
And spitting hot fire
Mario, get your shit together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go, go) Mario, you're a next level bro
But the Peach been cheating and you know I ain't talking code
You're a plumber, a doctor, a race car driver
An athlete, a spaceman, a "super smash" survivor
You've got coins like mad, get a bachelor pad, down in cocoa beach, where
The hunnies at
Yeah! Get up, get up, get off the floor
She's not the one worth dying for
Mario, get your shit together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go, go) Mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low
Hey mario! Get your shit together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go, go) Mario, you're a next level bro
But the peach been cheating and you know I ain't talking code
Hey, Mario! Get your shit together
Hey, Mario! Or you'll chase this bitch forever
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