I'm Not Alone

I write songs for Pam from The Office cause I think that she's hot

a dollar ten worth of gas please cause it's all that I've got

a cellphone with my own ringtone

except the speaker is blown I'll bring it back I'm in the zone

it's like I've never wanted anything till I saw you

but now I'm doing everything a boy can do

to be as smooth as Efron big TV turn it on

cause I'm a media consumer till now I'm hearing rumors that

The world has gone insane

We've lost our brains

we need a longer vacation

and less medication

to help us through

the crazy we do

I'm not nervous cause I know that I'm not alone

I'm not alone

I'm not alone

I'm not alone

I'm not alone

(The world is spinning off its axis)

They said by year 2010 our cars would be flying

why the hell am I still grounded then are scientists still trying

cause we've all been mislead

We'll just download instead

till the entire population's stealing college education

from the internet

get set cause I've been doing yoga

I will stretch until my stress is gone I probably should have told you

I'm like an extra on Lost

so is Locke really dead

I wonder how we'll get off

Hey that's what she said

She said the world has gone insane

We've lost our brains

we need a longer vacation

and less medication

to help us through

the crazy we do

I'm not nervous cause I know that I'm not alone

I'm not alone

I'm not alone

I'm not alone

I'm not alone

A thousand times I've come to find

disasters that I've left behind

Cristal no it's a box of wine now

A million plays on my YouTube

Titanic in my Netflix cue

throw away your Rubik's Cube

You're never gonna figure it out

The world has gone insane

We've lost our brains

we need a longer vacation

and less medication

to help us through

the crazy we do

I'm not nervous cause I know that I'm not alone

I'm not alone

I'm not alone

I'm not alone

I'm not alone

I'm not alone

I'm not alone

I'm not alone

I'm not alone