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Artist: Patricia Kaas
Canonical path: /patricia-kaas/l-abbe-caillou
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L'Abbé Caillou
Read L'Abbé Caillou lyrics by Patricia Kaas on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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L'Abbé Caillou
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L'Abbé Caillou
Aurait pu faire pépère
Un bon p'tit curé
Et rester l' cul résigné dans sa chaire
A parler d'amour
Et du pêcher de chair
L'Abbé Caillou
Aurait pu aller soigner
L'exotique détresse
Médecin sans complexe
Bronzé toute l'année
Et finir ses jours
Patron d'un ministère
Mais l'Abbé Caillou
Dur... dur comme les pierres
A le coeur tendre
Et sait que la misère
Et sait que la misère n'est pas à vendre
L'Abbé Caillou
Pouvait s' la jouer quart-monde
Ex enfant d' la dèche
Qu'a su rester proche de monsieur tout le monde
Moineau du faubourg
Des lingots plein les poches
L'abbé Caillou
Aurait pu rouler grotesque
En Papamobile
Flic anti-latex
Et faire des discours
Paroles d'évangile
Qui tuent les plus dociles
L'Abbé Caillou
Dur... dur comme les pierres
A le coeur tendre
Et sait que la misère n'est pas à vendre
L'Abbé Caillou
Dur... dur comme les pierres
A le coeur tendre
Et sait que la misère
Et sait que la misère n'est pas à vendre...
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Patricia Kaas performs "L'Abbé Caillou", and this lyric page sits inside the Patricia Kaas catalog on LyroVerse.
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