I'm On Patron

I'm on patron

I just took some shots to the dome

I'm gone, so gone, so throwed can I get a ride home?

I'm on patron

I just took some shots to the dome

I'm gone, so gone, so throwed can I get a ride home?

Hey what it do

I'm on like a lightswitch

My wrists well froze up like a computer glitch

I'm drinking 151 caribou lou

Tech n9ne gonna get it jumping like a kangaroo

Is it your birthday? Let's go on have a shot or two

My partner glu you put me on to something new

Snuck in a gallon of lemonade from chic-fil-a

Mix it up with this ciroc and we gonna parlay

I'm looking for a hot girl that like to ay bay bay

Come out and play, and let's see ya shake it this way

The patron clear as day, I'm on that hard

Getting lit with my dawgs having a party

With these broads and

I'm on patron

I just took some shots to the dome

I'm gone, so gone, so throwed can I get a ride home

I'm on patron

I just took some shots to the dome

I'm gone, so gone, so throwed, can I get a ride home

Gone pop another bottle get this party to cracking

All these barbie doll models make these champs start mackin

550'S everywhere

Now big captain heavy he on his 5th remey&7 and it ain't even 11

Thug boss slim thug drinking g-p-o

Grey goose, patron and orange juice

Pour me some more

Now box and poppy joe just ordered the rose mo

Chunkin deuces to my partner hi-c & big throwed

I'm loaded like a full clip

Leaning like a sinkin ship

Lit up like a christmas tree

How much more throwed up can I get

C stone and lil'c bringing out the jager bomb

If I get pulled over tv jonny pay my bond I'm gone

I'm on patron

I just took some shots to the dome

I'm gone, so gone, so throwed can I get a ride home

I'm on patron

I just took some shots to the dome

I'm gone, so gone, so throwed, can I get a ride home

I keep bumping into people, say, "man! My bad"

I'm intoxicated a tad and the dj acting bad

Miskin mike and stag, my fam they getting slamme

Beans and cornbread just bough a round of belvedere and cran

Man I'm so throwed I can't think

Who the hell been putting they lips on my drink

What the hell the waitress doing with my change

Somebody slipped me a dizz pill, I'm feeling strange

Maybe some red bull will help me sober up

Matter of fact mix it with this grey goose in my cup

I can barely stand up

I'm bout to throw up

If you can't roll with the big dawgs, go hang with the pups

I'm on patron

I just took some shots to the dome

I'm gone, so gone, so throwed can I get a ride home

I'm on patron

I just took some shots to the dome

I'm gone, so gone, so throwed, can I get a ride home

I'm on patron

I just took some shots to the dome

I'm gone, so gone, so throwed can I get a ride home