Skat Strut

MC Skat Kat: Well You've never seen a kat with so much charisma

Got More Moves than a mutant nina- turtle that is

And I'm doing the Skat Strut

To hell with John Travolta and the Disco Duck

They call me Skat Kat, the dance floor maniac

One more of my hip is like an afro-disiac

Swinging and wingingI'm just doing my own thing

Girls don't jump me

Give me room to be funky

Step to the dance floor bust a little spin

(I thought I saw a putty kat, I did)

SHUT UP KID!!

This is a new dance so shake your butt

And get a load of what its like to be doing Skat Strut

Now Jack was nimble and Jack was quick

But it was Skat Kat that made Jack trip

I burned him on the butt with a flick of my bic

And then I cold ran away with the candle stick

I've got all the right moves

Ladies think I'm Loveable

Love to wine and dine sippin' on bubble

But most of all, I like dancing y'all

And doing my Skat Strut from wall to wall

It's as simple as it gets, just stick out your neck

Lift up your leg and step to the left

Now shake a little as you groove to the beat

--Bend over, shake your big booty

And if you get dizzy from shaking your butt

You must have shook the wrong end cuz you ain't doing

The Skat Strut (I though I saw a putty kat- I did, I did)

As we go a little something like this-- Hit it!!

Without a question, its the strut to fame

I can see myself now on the aisles of "Soul Train"

People want to know if its meant to be silly

I say only when it's done by Milli and Vanilli

The dance is mine a generation of felines

Mastered this step back in '69

Return of the Skat Strut a brand new dance

(I thought I) could but you can't-- BUST IT

Homeboy Fatz, Why don't you step up to the microphone

And give them a little taste of

Your beat box boy---

FATZ: Hey man, I've told you

I don't like nobody telling me what to do

Now I'm a beat-box, but I'm a do-it-my-way

Anybody got something to say?

MC Skat Kat: For those who don't know me,

My name is Skat

I'm the kat who did the rap in "Opposites Attract"

Me and Paula did a duo and then I went solo

To grab the microphone and make the ladies go

HO!

And now that I've got you at my command

Its my sole opportunity to make you dance

I want all four paws on the dance floor

Do that strut until your legs get sore

Come on! Come on! Come on!