Fuck Metallica

In 83 I bought Kill em All

I circle moshed with the Phantom Lord

I hit the lights with the Metal Militia

and pulled mad teeth with no Anesthesia

In 84 I bought Ride The Lightning

I Faded to Black and the Death was Creeping

Trapped Under Ice I heard the Bell Toll

There was no Escape when Ktulu Called

In 86 I bought Master of Puppets

and Welcomed Home my Disposable Heroes

Me and Lepher committed Battery

The Death of Cliff is What Should Not Be

So go back in the closet and write some new riffs

or at least own up to Killing Cliff

Hes spinning in his grave during your rehab stints

I thought you'd never get gayer than Kirk's fucking Lisp

Shitty records tours and VH1 Specials

You've clowned yourselves into the jokes of metal

I don't care how many times you load

Your blackened eye will shows there's Justice For All