Heterosexual Masses

Who wants to be a part

Of the coupled

Heterosexual masses

I mean when you

Can have such fun

Telling lies

And pinching asses?

Praise be the bars

Where the lonely meet

And for awhile

Can feel the heat

Praise to the liquor

That warms our heads

Gives us the courage

To get things said

Loosens our tongues

And for awhile

You might even make

Each other smile

Praise be the bars

Where the lonely meet

And for a time

Can feel the heat

Praise to the liquor

That warms our heads

Give us the courage

To get things said

Loosens our tongues

And for awhile

Well, you might even

Make each other smile